Not So pleasant surprises 17b/?

 Title: Not So Pleasant Surprises (17b/?)
Author: Kizzymie
Rating: NC-17 later on 
Pairing: Gerard/Frank and mentions of the women they keep.
POV: 3rd i think
Summary: They think they know him... but they have no idea.  The surprises just keep coming.
Disclaimer: MCR, Their wives, gf's and others are not mine.  If I owned MCR i would be rich and wouldnt be here writing this.
Author's Notes: First mpreg be gentle =)
Betaoh_i_swear... I suppose this is dedicated to you as well since you started my new obsession!

Chapter 1
Chapter 2 
Chapter 3 
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9a
Chapter 9b
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15 
Chapter 16 
Chapter 17a

Chapter 17b

Frank stood in the bathroom mirror washing his face off with a damp cloth.  He hadn’t had time to shower, and was too nervous to do so now. 

“Frank?”  He heard a voice call.

“Yeah… In here, I’ll be done in just a second.”  Frank called back to the voice.

It was Ray.  He looked around and decided to take a seat on the small sofa in the sitting area by the wall.  Next to him was a chair and in front of him was a small coffee table.  On the coffee table lay a small photo album.  The cheap kind, the ones you place photos in temporarily.  He went to pick it up but his intention was interrupted by Bob.

“Hello?”  Bob called as he eased the propped door open.

“Yeah in here. Come in I’ll be done in a minute.”  Frank called again from the bathroom.

Bob noticed Ray on the couch and made his way over to him.

The two sat there in silence waiting and wondering.

Frank walked out and dug out a clean shirt from his luggage.

A peck at the door was heard as Mikey entered without saying anything.

“Hey… come on in.”  Frank said motioning him inside.

Mikey joined the others.

Frank looked up and figured it was now or never.

He walked over to them.  Each one of the guys eyed him cautiously.

“I know you are wondering what this is all about.”  Frank started as he pulled up another chair to sit with them.

No one replied they just listened.

“It’s about Gerard.”  Frank continued.

Mikey’s eyes immediately became serious with concern. 

“I don’t know how to say this so I will just show you.”  Frank said picking up the photo album off the small table.

Everyone watched him intently not saying a word.

Frank flipped it open and started to remove what looked to be black and white photos from the album’s sleeves.

He passed them out one by one to each of the guys.

The look of confusion was unanimous.  They studied the fuzzy photos turning them every way they could manage to turn them.

“What is this picture of?”  Bob asked squinting his eyes and holding it back hoping to make it clearer.

Frank drew in a breath.

“It’s an ultrasound photo.”  Frank said without hesitation.

“An ultrasound photo?”  Ray asked holding it up to the light to see if that helped him make out what exactly he was seeing.

“Yeah, you are looking at a picture of Gerard’s baby.”  Frank explained.

Bob and Ray continued to try to see something that resembled a baby.

“Lindsey’s pregnant?”  Mikey asked loudly with a shocked sound in his voice.

The others looked up at Frank waiting on an answer.

“Not exactly.”  Frank said looking down at the other picture in his own hand.

“Oh dude did Gerard get some random groupie pregnant?”  Bob asked with a bit of a laugh.

“I didn’t think he condoned that sort of activity.”  Bob scoffed with a giggle.

“No I don’t condone it… it’s my baby.  It’s inside me.”  Gerard said entering the door, walking over and falling back on the king size bed in the middle of the room.

Everyone sort of just stopped and starred at him.

Bob started laughing, “No seriously who is having the baby?” Bob asked.

“Alright here is how it is.”  Frank began his explanation of it all.

“Gerard was born with a defect, some extra parts if you will.”  Frank continued.

Mikey’s eyes darted back and forth between Frank and Gerard, neither of whom was looking at him.  How come he didn’t know this?  He asked silently to himself.

Bob and Ray just starred wondering what the hell was going on.

“He has girl internal organs as well as boy ones.  He has boy outer parts though.”  Frank said.

“Wait so you are both?”  Ray asked making narrow slits of his eyes thinking this was all a big joke.

“Yes sort of.  He is more a boy than a girl but he has working female internal organs.”  Frank said.

“Yeah right, how would I have not known about this before now?”  Mikey asked with a skeptical voice.

“It’s called a secret.  It's one that I kept, and so did Mom and Dad.”  Gerard said shooting Mikey a serious look.

Ray’s mouth fell slightly open.  He glanced over at Gerard who was flat of his back in only an army green t-shirt and could see the rounding of his abdomen jutting from his flat torso.  His eyes got bigger. 

“Oh my fucking God you guys look at his stomach.”  Ray said realizing this was no joke at all.

Gerard brought his hands from behind his head and placed them on either side of his rising bump.

“Yep got a little critter in there.”  Gerard said slightly jiggling the bump.

“What the fuck is up with that?”  Bob said slowly in an almost disgusted tone.

“Bob.”  Frank warned, eyeing him seriously.

“What do you want me to say?”  Bob asked.

'Be nice' Frank mouthed in his direction, gaining him an eye roll from Bob in return.

“Wow.” Mikey said with a dumbfounded look on his face, starring at the now obvious pregnant belly on Gerard.

“Never dreamed this was what this meeting would be about.” Mikey continued crossing his arms over his chest.

“What did I tell you Mikey?  I knew what this meeting was going to be about.”  Bob said tossing the ultrasound photo back on the table.

Mikey didn’t respond just sat there in thought.

“I can’t believe I didn’t know about all this.”  Mikey said shocked more about the secrets his brother kept than the actual secret itself.

“I’m sorry I just didn’t think there was any need in anyone knowing, but that was before…”  Gerard paused.  “Well before this came about.”  He said looking down at his stomach.

“Brian knows.  We are going to have to be smart about performances so he has stopped the bookings and such.  Interviews will be handled by me and one of you from now on.”  Frank explained to the other three.

“Yeah… good.”  Ray said thinking hard.

“So I have to ask… Who is the father of this baby?”  Bob said with a grin.

Frank flushed red.

“Do you really have to ask?”  Mikey said softly.

Ray rolled his eyes knowing the answer.

“I still can’t believe I didn’t know about this.”  Mikey shot.

“Oh get the hell over it you know now.”  Gerard said.

“This is going to be major bad if this gets out you know.”  Ray said still sitting in the chair unmoved from his position from the beginning of the meeting.

“Yeah we know… that is why we are hiding it.”  Frank said.

“How the hell you gonna hide a nine-months pregnant man?”  Bob exclaimed.

“Well, we will… don’t worry about that right now.”  Frank said.

“Yeah this is the reason for my new duds.  My baggy dressing has a reason.”  Gerard offered.

“Ahhh so that’s why.  I had been wondering but I didn’t want to offend.”  Bob said throwing a small pillow hitting Gerard in the head with it.

“Shut up Bob.”  Gerard said slinging the pillow off him.

“I have a question.”  Mikey started.

“Do your wives know?”  Mikey asked cautiously.

“Yeah I told Jamia and well Gerard told Lindsey.”  Frank explained.

“And they are just peaches and cream about all this?”  Mikey asked sarcastically.

“Not exactly.”  Gerard said with a sigh.

“So who is getting divorced first?”  Bob asked looking over at Gerard.

“No one right now.”  Frank said shooting Bob another look.

“So when is this baby due? I'm guessing that is what you call it.”  Ray said still sitting in his chair in disbelief.

Mikey and Bob waited for an answer.

“June 12^th.”  Gerard said sitting up on his elbows.

“This is insane.”  Bob said shaking his head. 

“I know it doesn’t seem even remotely possible.”  Mikey interjected.

“You know last month when I was so sick… Well this was why.”  Gerard said.

“So when I came by Frank’s to see about you…”  Mikey said being cut off by Gerard.

“I had just found out that day, what was going on.”  Gerard interrupted.

“And you didn’t tell me.”  Mikey stated crossing his arms once more.

“Would you get the hell over that?”  Gerard told him.

”Do you realize this could probably be the end of the band?”  Ray said looking up at Frank very seriously.

“Alright ‘Gerard’… it is not.  You sound just like him.  We were planning on taking an extended break anyway.  We will get through this.  It will be fine.”  Frank tried to reassure him.

“Yeah and who’s baby are we gonna say this is when it gets here?”  Ray asked obviously having thought all this through sitting in his chair.

“We will say Gerard adopted or something.  You know no one knows what to expect from him so they will believe it.”  Mikey offered.

“Oh thanks.”  Gerard said acting hurt.

“Oh quit being dramatic you know it’s true.” Mikey said walking over to Gerard. 

He took a seat next to him on the bed.  He draped himself onto his side, situating his head near Gerard.

“So we just wait it out?”  Ray asked.

“What do you mean?”  Frank questioned him unsure of what to make of the statement.

“We just wait till the baby comes and deal with everything then?”  Ray clarified.

“Yeah I mean there is really nothing else to do right now.”  Frank explained.

“Ok then.”  Ray said sceptically.

Ray got up and started to make his way to the door.

“And listen this stays right here.  This information goes no further than us.  No girlfriends, wives or anyone else.”  Frank ordered looking at Bob, Ray and Mikey individually.

They all nodded in agreement.